Remember how you felt when your dream girl shot you down?

Did she have to wash her hair? Did she have to do her nails and watch them dry? Was she busy cleaning lint from between her toes? Maybe she just walked past like you weren’t there.
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Your first night with our special cream And girls will seek you out.  Don’t leave the house without some dabs of cream behind the ears, They’ll sniff you from yards away Like dogs in heat.
Once they catch the smallest whiff, They’re done like toast. You can have them come at you in droves So make sure to choose the hottest one.
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And one thing more:
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Offer void where prohibited And results only guaranteed if used According to tiny print on small instruction booklet  Included in the package.